Weight Loss Humor

A Giggle For Those on a Diet

Just couldn't resist -- we all need a little humor sometime, especially when it comes to weight loss. Enjoy!

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
--Erma Bombeck

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
--George Bernard Shaw

"Eat as much as you like--just don't swallow it."
--Steve Burns

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
-- Tom Wilson

"I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating."
--Tommy John

"Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."
--Arnold H. Glasgow

"A moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips!"
-- Anonymous

Laughing yet??


Photo Credit: Kate Raynes-Goldie