Don't you think it's unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice"?-- George Carlin
"I finally quit smoking by using the patch. I put six of them over my mouth." - Wendy Liebman
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-- Carrie Snow
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope
and send it to someone.
-- Jan King
What do you give a man who has everything? Antibiotics
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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